Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize