Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
So here I am, sexting at work.
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