Porn is love you can see.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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