I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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