Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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