Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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