she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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