Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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