if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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