I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Sober January is a disaster.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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