Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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