would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
