yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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