google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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