apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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