You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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