operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Randomize
