Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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