This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
