just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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