you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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