YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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