so explain again why im purple
no
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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