i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
tell me about the eggs
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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