Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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