Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
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