"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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