oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Randomize
