it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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