i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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