I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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