My brain says no but my pants say off.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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