you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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