In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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