i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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