If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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