why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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