Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
The air was thick with penises
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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