Your favorite bartender is back from prision
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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