Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
do nipples grow back?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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