I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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