He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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