So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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