420 ftw
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
It's blow job season.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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