im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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