May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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