i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
its not stalking. its research.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
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COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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