Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
if only i could text you this smell
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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