New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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