Cold hands, warm shart.
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
You made out with two different species that night
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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