mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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