I got her a Nickelback box set.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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