I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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