This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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