I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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