i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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