i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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